What is the perfect hipster holiday drink?

Thanks,

Lance

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Dear Lance,

For only $13.99 you can get 32oz bottle of Festivus Chai Tea at Whole Foods. It’s microbrewed with pure joy.

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I play a popular letter tile game with my friends. We challenge each other to make words. I really like it but I want a home version I can play offline. Like a game with a board and physical tiles with the one letter on each time – like the game app. Is that possible?

Thanks,

Lance

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Dear Lance:

Why yes. Yes it is. Available now at your local Wal-Mart.

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Dear Lance:

Twas no joke at all. These adult Onesies with the butt flap zipper reminds me  of those old Merrie Melodies cartoon gag with button popping off the hind quarters drawer flaps. Gets me every time.

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Could you please show me the most useless product I could purchase online tonight?

Thanks,
Lance
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Dear Lance,

Of course. Here you go.

Sincerely,
The Internet

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