The Bigger the Brain, the Gianter the Smarties

Oh blessed Dextrose. Giant sugar spike for only 39 cents. Spotted at Central Market.

Ate one of those Giant Smarties I posted this afternoon. Primary ingredient is Dextrose – Geek tagline would be “Smarties–Odd Name for Such a Simple Sugar”

To attract the Twilight Sage sparkle vampire crowd – I’d rename Smarties to a more appropriate biological term – “Blood Sugar”

To attract Biology geeks, I’d rename Smarties to H-(C=O)-(CHOH)5-H