Dear Internet,What is the perfect hipster holiday drink?Thanks,Lance________Dear Lance,For only $13.99 you can get 32oz bottle of Festivus Chai Tea at Whole Foods. It's microbrewed with pure joy. … [Read more...]
Dear Internet: Mobile Gaming App Clone of Popular Board Game Clones Its Own Board Game
Dear Internet:I play a popular letter tile game with my friends. We challenge each other to make words. I really like it but I want a home version I can play offline. Like a game with a board and physical tiles with the one letter on each time - like the game app. Is that possible?Thanks,Lance____________________________________- Dear Lance:Why yes. Yes it … [Read more...]
Dear Internet: Our Nation’s Dignity
Dear Internet:I thought this was a joke bit on TV until I visited a Bed Bath Beyond. It's real, and I cry one tiny tear for our nation's dignityDear Lance:Twas no joke at all. These adult Onesies with the butt flap zipper reminds me of those old Merrie Melodies cartoon gag with button popping off the hind quarters drawer flaps. Gets me every time. … [Read more...]
Dear Internet: Request #1 – Useless Products
Dear Internet,Could you please show me the most useless product I could purchase online tonight?Thanks, Lance ___________________ Dear Lance,Of course. Here you go.Sincerely, The Internet … [Read more...]