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Dear Internet: The Perfect Hipster Holiday Drink

November 4, 2012 by Lance Heiskell Leave a Comment

Festivus-Chai-Tea-Hipster-DDear Internet,

What is the perfect hipster holiday drink?

Thanks,

Lance

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Dear Lance,

For only $13.99 you can get 32oz bottle of Festivus Chai Tea at Whole Foods. It’s microbrewed with pure joy.

 

 

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