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When Enormous Forces Use Cunning Knowledge In Nominal Grades Right Until Life Ends.

May 17, 2011 by Lance Heiskell Leave a Comment

music

I am always fascinated on how bands choose their names.

If I had a band, I would name the band in three ways:

Method #1
Band name with one word -BUT, that word would have to be at least 4 syllables long.

Method #2
A long-ass meaningless phrase to name the band like:

“Time trails on a path that was never there”
“Euphemism is another form of holding back the pain”
“I figured out the math and I’m the remainder”

Method #3
Similar to method #2 but the phrase forms an acronym

Case in point, name the band:

When Enormous Forces Use Cunning Knowledge In Nominal Grades Right Until Life Ends.

The acronym for the band name is:

WE FUCKING RULE.

I choose Method #3

My work here is done.

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  1. Everette Flinchbaugh says

    March 12, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    Not for nothing is motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They love the weekends, when they can go do whatever they really want to do.
    The meek shall inherit planet earth, and not its mineral rights.

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