This is why I love to visit Central Market. You get products like this that you would not find in a Kroger, Tom Thumb or any other corporate chain supermarket.At first, I thought this would be the perfect product brand to use in a Soylent Green remake filmed in the Deep South. Southern Foods Soylent Green with Bubba Jowls and Cracklins. Mmmmmm...people.Beef chuck is the … [Read more...]
I will predict the future. Shoulder pads will make a glorious retro comeback
I predict the movie "Heathers" will be remade -financed by retailer Forever 21 so they will lead the shoulder pad jacket comeback.Believe it.It's only a matter time. … [Read more...]
Millennium Falcon High School Track Tryouts Scheduled For Next Week
To join the Millennium Falcon High School track team, you have to complete the Kessel Fun Run in less than twelve parsecs. … [Read more...]
Captain Snugglepuss of the Infinite Brigade and Crisis Management
Captain Snugglepuss of the Infinite Brigade is here when disaster strikes and emergency communications and data networks need to be set up quickly in a less than optimum environment.From quantum terra forming on Ulysses 5, to bio-synthetic telekinesis for an entire genome, regardless of how you transfer data and carbon packets in times of need, The Infinite Brigade has the … [Read more...]
A Walk In The Park
A traditionalist, Bill courted Marlene for 4 years before they got married. Every Friday, Marlene would pick Bill up from his office and they would walk to Murberry Park and have a picnic and feed the ducks during Bill's lunch hour.Bill was the agriculture bureau chief for the city newspaper until he got disgusted and quit due to the factory farms coming in and driving the … [Read more...]